–I shake my head at those who name their dog “Stain” in anticipation of being juvenile later.

–Somebody did NOT finish the last shot from early this morning, but I know who did.

–Overdraft? Oh, never mind, it’s your own damn fault. Very inside joke. Inside the BANK! Where you didn’t have enough money, Mrs Overdrafter!

–Yeah, it’s April first. Should we tell me? (Too cruel for Facebook).

–No God?!  Maybe we can get the aliens to dress up as Jesus. It makes the ascension into Heaven more believable, according to Bigfoot. and Scene.