Hey all, here is the first 3 weeks of April 2012’s “Morning Caffeine Blast” by DeWolff Pack, as hosted by Eric Peter DeWolff. Follow / submit your thoughts / Enjoy!

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Apr 21:  /  Mark Twain, I think I’ll have to disagree with you on principal. You “Old Timey” people have been known to talk a lot of smack, thru quotes, and it seems as though you rarely respond to present day arguments because you’re DEAD! I’m happy to know how insightful and witty you once were. Good for you! I know your literature lives on, but your dusty corpse should probably go fly a kite. But it can’t, because it’s DEAD. Why can’t you be more like that Sammy Clemens kid? This has been a Morning Caffeine Blast #92. (Saturday)

Apr 20:  /  Today, if you notice that some of your friends resemble Kola bears with eucalyptus leaves, please be cool, tell ’em a joke, or offer them a fun surprise like the Mardi Gras Bead-Exchange thing. All we are saying–Give Pizza a Chance. I propose a toast: To friends and family, and the businesses they support, like stand up comedy. (wink) This has been a Special Morning Caffeine Blast #91. (Friday)

Apr 19:  /  Ooops! I’ve had so much coffee this morning that I’m power gushing ideas, like REM sleep but awake–very-very AwAkE. I should crash about mid-class, Film Appreciation. This has been a Morning Caffeine Blast (Tidal Wave) # 90. (Thursday)

Apr 18:  /  I wouldn’t watch real lemmings leap to their death, but they don’t have some that build stairs, dig or explode either. Game lemmings live to die. Sort of. Morning Caffeine Blast # 89. (Wednesday)

Apr 17:  /  Here’s a job title: Bacon Stripper.  I’m not sure what the job entails, but it sounds like a win. MCB, #88. (Tuesday)

Apr 16:  /  I am currently between ambition & sloth. Sloth says, “Go back to bed.” Ambition say, “Do something productive.” Which explains why I’m on Facebook. This has been a Morning Caffeine Blast, #87. (Monday) 

Apr 15:  /  The city is ripe for a Comedy Coup D’etat, and yet sleeping forces are NOT marshaling. Where are the peasantry, the nobles, the Alliance? The Meds? Rabble rousing. This has been a Morning Caffeine Blast, #86. (Sunday)

Apr 14:  /  Arkansas Razorback football coach Bobby Petrino, 51, was fired in connection with a conflict-of-interest hiring. Between 3 finalists for a student-athlete coordinator job, he selected the one he felt was best qualified: the one that was having sex with him. It cost him his job and $18 million.  The photos show her as fair haired with a nice smile. She’s 25. Coach Bobby looks happy as a hog in slop.  God Bless America! This has been a snarky Morning Caffeine Blast, #85. (Saturday)

Apr 13:  /  I’m not superstitious, may a little stitious, but my black cat, Yuki (might be Loki) says I’ve got a pass.  Friday the 13th: Not my favorite movie series. MCB, #84. (Friday, yes really Friday)

Apr 12:  /  It looks like something rather amazing. Well, this is not news! This has been a Morning Caffeine Blast, #83. (Thursday)     Bonus MCB!  Note: If there is a hairball for cats=no biggie; hairball for people? = settle the hell down! New product: Soul Tattoo. It stays with you in the next world too. MCB, #83a.

Apr 11:  /  Cat news: Tracy’s Asha had some bad choppers. Mouse Pate will be served al dente but fresh. & Spring colds suck. MCB, #82.  (Wednesday)

Apr 10:  /  Reckless productivity is happening! Nicholas Anthony’s new release, “Professional Child” is playing on my iTunes. Errands are being completed.  AND it’s my Mother’s birthday, so Happy Birthday Mom, see ya in a couple hours! This has been a SignificantDay Morning Caffeine Blast! #81 and counting! (Tuesday)

Apr  9:  /  College classes about historical failures do help me gain perspective on the vast range of modern stupidity. This generation has bragging rights for now. Oh Joy, it will evolve into something else. I hope it’s laughable. MCB, #80. (Monday)

Apr  8:  /  Nyquil will battle the Morning Caffeine Blast. There WILL be fever dreams. Insert your subconscious image implants now. MCB #79. (Sunday)

Apr  7:  /  It’s Easter, Spring, a season of renewal & fertility. Ease up on that fertility stuff. It’s a dream for some – a nightmare to others. Paraphrasing Merlin. This has been a Morning Caffeine Blast, #78. (Saturday)

Apr  6:  /  I’m a Veteran  & divorced. Of all the sacrifices our service people make & endure, this one gets under-reported. It’s tough and the military likes to be first. Thanks to all our troops, & retirees too. MCB, #77.  (Friday – Good Friday)

Apr  5:  /   I’m fairly certain obesity has become a bigger problem than other imagined signs of morale decay. Rock ‘n’ Roll= good; Gluttony = sad. MCB, #76. (Thursday)

Apr  4:  /  Short note to the happy, tweeting bird outside my window: Five more minutes! STFU! Now who’s angry? This has been a Morning Caffeine Blast, #75.  (Wednesday)

Apr  3:  /  Seems like a friend got caught between the front door & the storm door, is getting squashed and is waving thru the mail slot. The next door hasn’t opened yet, so that famous quote lied. Good thing his likes The Doors. MCB, #74. (Tuesday)

Apr  2:  /  Okay, so Global Warming isn’t grabbing your imagination. Let’s try Gravitational Instability. Flying, tying stuff down so it doesn’t float away, and really great catches in baseball & football. This has been a morning Caffeine Blast, #73. (Monday)