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~ I just had a stupid amount of fun reworking the 80s classic by the Romantics as “What I Like About Mew”. Both Dusty & Mittens seem unimpressed, my actions having had nothing to do with their KibbleDeliverySystems (KDS). From the upcoming fictional release, Songs For Cats, 2017, Copyright implied, FakeMews / Punz Aplenty Records. ~


Society used to be fairly static & rigid. Your choice of controversy could not be any more basic! “I Love Boys!” “I Love Girls!” Now it’s more like “I Love a Buffet!”

If you take a coffee flavored yogurt, add Starbucks frappuccino, add off-brand instant coffee, add Hershey’s chocolate syrup to taste. ~Stir with a spoon, or share with a friend . . Or share . . . ON a friend. . ~

That’s Damn-Near a “Cafeine Feak-Show” / “Chocolate Milk Shake from a Booby!” It’s Super Hero, Bad-Ass, a Diet Breaker!  You know, regrets in the morning, but glorious abandon tonight?

*Triple Zip-zap-zoom!  **Ka-Boom!  ***Ka-Blam!  Here’s you’re winner.

Hot! Diggity!! DOG!!! DAMNED!!!!