~ If any of you ever want to see what undercooked scrambled eggs look like,  just run on down to the White House in DC; they got a lot of them in there right now. ~  /;^{|}  #UnderCookedScrambledEggHeads


~ I just had a stupid amount of fun reworking the 80s classic by the Romantics as “What I Like About Mew”. Both Dusty & Mittens seem unimpressed, my actions having had nothing to do with their KibbleDeliverySystems (KDS). From the upcoming fictional release, Songs For Cats, 2017, Copyright implied, FakeMews / Punz Aplenty Records. ~

Society used to be fairly static & rigid. Your choice of controversy could not be any more basic! “I Love Boys!” “I Love Girls!” Now it’s more like “I Love a Buffet!”

If you take a coffee flavored yogurt, add Starbucks frappuccino, add off-brand instant coffee, add Hershey’s chocolate syrup to taste. ~Stir with a spoon, or share with a friend . . Or share . . . ON a friend. . ~

That’s Damn-Near a “Cafeine Feak-Show” / “Chocolate Milk Shake from a Booby!” It’s Super Hero, Bad-Ass, a Diet Breaker!  You know, regrets in the morning, but glorious abandon tonight?

*Triple Zip-zap-zoom!  **Ka-Boom!  ***Ka-Blam!  Here’s you’re winner.

Hot! Diggity!! DOG!!! DAMNED!!!!


Those of you who aren’t alcoholics don’t know… That you’re missing out… On some of the best tasting alcohol… Ever made!! Since time began! And our planet learned to conjure “booze”. 

WE MAKE IT Tasty, Sexy, Deadly!!

And by golly, it sells! 

Hot! Diggity! Dog!

If the Patriots can come back from 25 down, I think America can come back from Bad Government. It always has. See History. It’s just going to take a less shy, more Outspoken & Pro-Active Citizenry. Civic Duties may include more than voting, like speaking out against actions that undermine our Freedoms. Marching in warmer weather, standing your ground in the freezing tundras, seeing the Long Term Planetary Stability issues. Typing passionate words without writing a decent sentence. Actions like most of those brainstorming thoughts above except for the last two sentences. ~ Beyond Conventional Thinking for Non-Lemmings ~

E.P. DeWolff  (Emoticon-Guys of mine) —>    =;8^}

See also   /;^{|}

All right, Trump, Trump, Trump! Come on in Trump lovers! Here at the Witty Twister we’re slashing Trump in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of Trump, this is a Trump blow out! All right, we got white Trump, black Trump, Spanish Trump, yellow Trump, we got hot Trump, cold Trump, we got wet Trump, we got smelly Trump, we got hairy Trump, bloody Trump, we got snappin’ Trump, we got silk Trump, velvet Trump, Naugahyde Trump, we even got horse Trump, dog Trump, chicken Trump! Come on, you want Trump, come on in, Trump lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in, Trump lovers!

~ by The DC Wizz Kids ~